Movie: Rifftrax xXx
Description: Vin Diesel, the Jean-Claude Van Damme of our time, stars as Xander Cage, an underground extreme sports star who apparently lost all his hair in a tragic skydiving accident.
The NSA shanghais Xander to help them bust up a dangerous group of anarchists and what an amazingly well-organized and thorough group of anarchists they are by using his skills at pulling the most extremely off da heezy-fo-sheezy stunts ever, bi-atch.
